TFLN Continuations

[queenleftbehind]

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[accelerate]

Your brother kind of unsubscribed me from the Queen Newsletter a while ago. I think it was because of my use of emojis to "react" to the news. He's not much fun ...

But if you're supposed to be like your dad, then I guess I am? Everyone thought I was a murderer because the police said my dad was. I don't think it's true ... Unless you mean the murderer of converse shoes in my early days of being the Flash, then I'm pretty guilty. Some of those shoes were actually pretty nice ... RIP.

I have to Google Maps. Can you believe the only place in your city I know how to get to is the Arrow HQ ... Embarrassing ...

[queenleftbehind]

He's gotten a lot more...glowery since he came back from Lian Yu. Don't take it personally. He's pretty much like that with everyone except Felicity.

Wait, what? When did people think you were a murderer? I keep being left out of the superhero memos. Because anyone who knew you for, like, five minutes would know you weren't capable of murder.

[Never mind that the same could have been said of her two years ago.]

Hey, you made it to the loft that time with Kendra. That's two places.

[accelerate]

When I was 11 ... and during high school. It's not included in the superhero memo. It's just in the ... Barry memo.

Also I kind of thought that was just a random room rented out by your brother. The more you learn!

[queenleftbehind]

Actually, I was the one who rented the loft until Felicity took over the lease. One of the very few perks of finding out your father is Malcolm Merlyn...and the world mostly thinking he's dead. Or at least the people in charge of his finances.

[accelerate]

So I HAVE technically been to your place. Interesting …

Also, BTW, your dad can walk really, really quietly??? Can you please wear a bell if I'm going to be hanging out with you because I do not do well when people sneak up on me. Even if they're the complete opposite of Merlyn the Very Bad and Slightly Unnerving Man.

I'm really sorry I just capitalized that.

And gave him a name.

[queenleftbehind]

My old place. The one that's now inhabited by my brother's ex. I really don't think you want to show up there. I mean, I heard you two could have been a thing before your unexpected coma and before she started dating Ollie, but if you're worried about Ollie's reaction to dating me, you'd be suicidal if you wanted to slip into her place.

And I won't be expecting him. If he shows up, the best thing you can do is run and bring me my sword because chances are that he'll be using his own against me.

And I'm only slightly exaggerating.

But really, he's not Voldemort. He won't appear if you say his real name.

[accelerate]

Remind me I get the chance to yell at Felicity for once about not telling me she and Oliver BROKE UP. OMGWTFBBQ.

… IDK why my phone autocorrects it into that.

I'm still not going to test it. Voldemort's your dad. I don't trust his quiet, quiet, QUIET feet to not just RANDOMLY APPEAR.

You have to make noise. A LOT of noise.

[queenleftbehind]

Because you're a dork. That's why.

And trust me, if you come over, I'll definitely be making a lot of noise, but I can't guarantee it'll be of the warning variety.

But I can pretty much guarantee you won't care.

[accelerate]

I have a feeling I should just stop talking before I break my phone.

Or you break my phone. NGL, not sure if I should feel turned on or scared with how quickly you speed things up. Especially when I'm complaining about your dad's quiet feet.

That I'll stop talking about right now.

[queenleftbehind]

Please. I'm not exactly kink-shaming, but when it's Malcolm's feet you're talking about, I really don't want to know.

[accelerate]

Turning this around, jsyk.

My feet? Are pretty quick. I could probably give you a run for your codename, Speedy.

[queenleftbehind]

I'm not sure you could handle me even when I'm retired, Flash.

[accelerate]

IDK, something tells me I could keep up.

I'm the Fastest Man Alive, caps and all. In case you didn't know. ;)

[queenleftbehind]

Not in everything, I'd hope. Because stamina counts, too.

[accelerate]

Why does everyone always think that???

[ he knows why, but still. ]

Trust me, I can be Stamina Man.

And I realize that sounds so corny.

[queenleftbehind]

It's like candy. Five minutes in the back of a club is like an M&M. Fun, delicious, but only temporarily satisfying. But an entire night? That's like the most amazing dessert you've ever tasted. Rich. Complex. Heaven.

[accelerate]

I'm a real big fan of dessert.

Like a super big fan. I've even got a t-shirt to prove I'm the #1 fan. Maybe one day you'll have to come over and help me find it.

[queenleftbehind]

As long as it involves going through your drawers, I'm in.

[accelerate]

BRB removing everything that's incriminating in my drawers.

So … There'll be nothing in them.

[queenleftbehind]

There's at least one thing in your drawers that's very incriminating and you can't get rid of it. Well, you won't.

[accelerate]

I won't?

I definitely won't. You know me, slow and steady wins the race. And I'm … not. You're going to have to come over and make sure I don't throw out something I should keep.

[queenleftbehind]

I wasn't talking wooden drawers. More drawers made out of fabric and slung low on the hips. I hope you keep what's in those drawers.

[accelerate]

I do.

I have a feeling you're probably going to have to help me out of those.

[queenleftbehind]

You know it's always good to pay attention to your gut instinct. It's usually right.