TFLN Continuations

[queenleftbehind]

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[accelerate]

I have a feeling I should just stop talking before I break my phone.

Or you break my phone. NGL, not sure if I should feel turned on or scared with how quickly you speed things up. Especially when I'm complaining about your dad's quiet feet.

That I'll stop talking about right now.

[queenleftbehind]

Please. I'm not exactly kink-shaming, but when it's Malcolm's feet you're talking about, I really don't want to know.

[accelerate]

Turning this around, jsyk.

My feet? Are pretty quick. I could probably give you a run for your codename, Speedy.

[queenleftbehind]

I'm not sure you could handle me even when I'm retired, Flash.

[accelerate]

IDK, something tells me I could keep up.

I'm the Fastest Man Alive, caps and all. In case you didn't know. ;)

[queenleftbehind]

Not in everything, I'd hope. Because stamina counts, too.

[accelerate]

Why does everyone always think that???

[ he knows why, but still. ]

Trust me, I can be Stamina Man.

And I realize that sounds so corny.

[queenleftbehind]

It's like candy. Five minutes in the back of a club is like an M&M. Fun, delicious, but only temporarily satisfying. But an entire night? That's like the most amazing dessert you've ever tasted. Rich. Complex. Heaven.

[accelerate]

I'm a real big fan of dessert.

Like a super big fan. I've even got a t-shirt to prove I'm the #1 fan. Maybe one day you'll have to come over and help me find it.

[queenleftbehind]

As long as it involves going through your drawers, I'm in.

[accelerate]

BRB removing everything that's incriminating in my drawers.

So … There'll be nothing in them.

[queenleftbehind]

There's at least one thing in your drawers that's very incriminating and you can't get rid of it. Well, you won't.

[accelerate]

I won't?

I definitely won't. You know me, slow and steady wins the race. And I'm … not. You're going to have to come over and make sure I don't throw out something I should keep.

[queenleftbehind]

I wasn't talking wooden drawers. More drawers made out of fabric and slung low on the hips. I hope you keep what's in those drawers.

[accelerate]

I do.

I have a feeling you're probably going to have to help me out of those.

[queenleftbehind]

You know it's always good to pay attention to your gut instinct. It's usually right.